Towers East- Firefighter Summer Camp

I live in Towers east which is where they herd all freshman that just aren't special and extra-ordinary. Appearntly I am none of these things. So they place me in the basic crappy freshman dorm. In all actuality it really isn't that bad. I like the friendliness and social scene and I have enough quiet to do my work. But then there are those darn fire alarms. Already we are three alarms away from beating the record for the past year. Yesterday alone we had three fire alarms. THREE!! WHY THE HELL DO WE NEED THREE ALARMS?!?!?! Let me tell you why we have three alarms. They all come from the people who can't cook popcorn. Actually last night was the idiot cooking bacon at midnight. Bacon. Why do you even need to be cooking bacon in a dorm anyway? I dunno.
So the fire alarm goes off, the whole dorm goes out the side stairs and sits in the parking lot until the fire trucks get here about 15 minutes later. It is like a firefighting summer camp. No real danger but all the fun.