Pep Rally

Yes tonight was my first Semo pep rally. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, considering all I saw when I walked in was a giant red bird and a large goup of cheerleaders and dancers who appearantly have something against covering their mid-driff. But they started off with these two cute geeky guys singing about Semo and Cape and who knows what else but it was hilarious so they will have my eternal devotion
But then they had to bring out the band, which in itself isn't bad but one can only handle the fight song about six times before its like "Stop! For the sake of Cod, STOP!!!" Then we brought back the Sundancer's. That's when it all went down hill( not that that's possible in Cape to go that direction.) First of all the chosen music was the Black Eyed Pea's, Gwen's Banana song, and Switch. Yeah I dont really need to go on because I am sure you are imagining the moves they were making. To make it all worse the moves didn't match the music.
Then we all stood and sang our alma mater songs which someone stole from the song " America the Beautiful." Yeah I think it is official that you can't rhyme Cape Girardeau with anything but that doesn's stop them from trying. After butchering a song that shouldn't have been written, we played the fight song one more time and left. Boy I feel spirit.