Cases That I Would Love to See Judge Judy Handle
Sometimes in life people do stupid things. And they get caught. Then inevatiably it ends up in trial or in television. These are some cases that I would love to handle or to see Judge Judy handle.
Case Number One: Three women are accused of spanking a truck driver too vigorously at his birthday party. Appearently Mr. Truck drivers buddies brought him to the Sensations Night Club in Jacksonville Arkansas to celebrate his 31st birthday.His firends paid 25 bucks for him to get spanked and I quess it was too rought for Mr. Sissy Pants because he filed suit against the girls. But this is what gets me... the girls are charged with " felony charges of participating in an obscene performanced and misdemeanor charges of third-degree battery." (Yahoo News.) Hello... obscene performances. He was at a strip club for goodness sake. STRIP CLUB. Does it take a genius to see that this might have happened? On top of that how exactly do you regulate that because I personally believe that the Paris Hilton/Hardees commercial is pretty "obscene."
Case Number Two: In LA a man is in big dodo because he posted a sigh advertising "Vaginas R' Us." Appearntly Toys R' Us is very defensive of their name and won't allow him to use it in reference to vagina's. Imagine that...
Case Number Three: Now this is a coming up case. The police have actually notyet caught the ummm... culprit. Recently in San Francisco Bay there has been a nude swimmer walkign along and swimming in the bay. Naturally this upset tourist and business owners so they called the police. But the police can't seem to catch him. Here is my clue to the police... he is the naked one. I mean how many people do you have walking and swimming around there naked that you can't seem to single this one guy out?
Case Number Four: This is one Judege Judy would be all over. I cna see her snapping those fingers now. A man was recently arrested for sexually assulting a sleeping woman on a plane. The guy was sitting next to her and when she feel asleep he reached under blanket, unsnapped her pants, adn starting fingering her genitals. Hello dummy did you not think she might feel it? Anyway the girl woke up and turned the guy in..
And these are my top cases that I think Judge Judy should get.
Case Number One: Three women are accused of spanking a truck driver too vigorously at his birthday party. Appearently Mr. Truck drivers buddies brought him to the Sensations Night Club in Jacksonville Arkansas to celebrate his 31st birthday.His firends paid 25 bucks for him to get spanked and I quess it was too rought for Mr. Sissy Pants because he filed suit against the girls. But this is what gets me... the girls are charged with " felony charges of participating in an obscene performanced and misdemeanor charges of third-degree battery." (Yahoo News.) Hello... obscene performances. He was at a strip club for goodness sake. STRIP CLUB. Does it take a genius to see that this might have happened? On top of that how exactly do you regulate that because I personally believe that the Paris Hilton/Hardees commercial is pretty "obscene."
Case Number Two: In LA a man is in big dodo because he posted a sigh advertising "Vaginas R' Us." Appearntly Toys R' Us is very defensive of their name and won't allow him to use it in reference to vagina's. Imagine that...
Case Number Three: Now this is a coming up case. The police have actually notyet caught the ummm... culprit. Recently in San Francisco Bay there has been a nude swimmer walkign along and swimming in the bay. Naturally this upset tourist and business owners so they called the police. But the police can't seem to catch him. Here is my clue to the police... he is the naked one. I mean how many people do you have walking and swimming around there naked that you can't seem to single this one guy out?
Case Number Four: This is one Judege Judy would be all over. I cna see her snapping those fingers now. A man was recently arrested for sexually assulting a sleeping woman on a plane. The guy was sitting next to her and when she feel asleep he reached under blanket, unsnapped her pants, adn starting fingering her genitals. Hello dummy did you not think she might feel it? Anyway the girl woke up and turned the guy in..
And these are my top cases that I think Judge Judy should get.
posted by Anna @ 9:33 PM
1 Comments:
At 6:34 PM,
exMI said…
Here is one for you. TWo entry level soldiers studying russian (I think) at teh Army Language School go up on the hill one day after calss and smoke pot. In uniform, (nametags) they take pictures of themselves doing this. they get said pictures developed at the PX on post. They were detained by the MPs when they came to pick up the pictures.
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