Senior Trip
Yes, my adoring fans, I am finally back and writing again.I have missed you all. Ok well, Mare I missed you. I have finally returned from my last high school event- the grand, illustrious senior trip. For the past two years we have worked our butts off to achieve this milestone event- a week spent burning in hurricane destroyed Florida with thousands of bikini clad overweight grandmothers. Joy!
Ok well it wasn't really all that bad. I was kinda worried at first because the first thing we did in Florida was take a picture under the "WELCOME TO FLORIDA: THE SUNSHINE STATE" sign in the pouring rain. But things did get better from there. Plus I got to see some really cool stuff and spend a week with two of my best friends before we all depart ways and go to college. I suppose you are wondering what the point of this blog is so I will relieve your suspense. The point is to confirm or deny the popular myths about Florida.
Myth One: "There are really hot guys in Florida." TRUE.Ladies of the bootheel there is hope. I have never seen so many great looking guys in my whole life. But I must caution you- beware of the hairy chests. They can be quite scary.
Myth Two: "They can't read." FALSE. After the 2000 election there has been some concern for the education rate of Florida. Although I saw many less than intelligent people and they do have more money than common sense their redeeming grace is that they have a NASA space center down there.
Myth Three: "The best place on earth is the beach." FALSE. The beach is certainly a beautiful place and heavenly at night the great masses of sand, sharp rocks, and smelly salt water make it a place that most of us can live without. A couple of walks along the beach should suffice for many of us.
Myth Four: " Best eats in the world." FALSE/TRUE. Some of the food was really good but not the best and I recommend that you get your Chinese fill before you go.
Myth Five: "Florida is part of the United States." FALSE. This is an important memo. Florida is a property of Latin America and they have only given it to us on a loan basis. Spanish is the officially language down there, followed by British English, and Chinese.
Ok well it wasn't really all that bad. I was kinda worried at first because the first thing we did in Florida was take a picture under the "WELCOME TO FLORIDA: THE SUNSHINE STATE" sign in the pouring rain. But things did get better from there. Plus I got to see some really cool stuff and spend a week with two of my best friends before we all depart ways and go to college. I suppose you are wondering what the point of this blog is so I will relieve your suspense. The point is to confirm or deny the popular myths about Florida.
Myth One: "There are really hot guys in Florida." TRUE.Ladies of the bootheel there is hope. I have never seen so many great looking guys in my whole life. But I must caution you- beware of the hairy chests. They can be quite scary.
Myth Two: "They can't read." FALSE. After the 2000 election there has been some concern for the education rate of Florida. Although I saw many less than intelligent people and they do have more money than common sense their redeeming grace is that they have a NASA space center down there.
Myth Three: "The best place on earth is the beach." FALSE. The beach is certainly a beautiful place and heavenly at night the great masses of sand, sharp rocks, and smelly salt water make it a place that most of us can live without. A couple of walks along the beach should suffice for many of us.
Myth Four: " Best eats in the world." FALSE/TRUE. Some of the food was really good but not the best and I recommend that you get your Chinese fill before you go.
Myth Five: "Florida is part of the United States." FALSE. This is an important memo. Florida is a property of Latin America and they have only given it to us on a loan basis. Spanish is the officially language down there, followed by British English, and Chinese.
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