Top Ten Men Who Would Turn A Straight Woman Gay

This is my list of the top ten men who would turn a straight woman gay. I am sure most of you would agree with this.


1.George W. Bush- because such a brilliant man has that affect on women
2. Michael Jackson because who wnats to share a bed with three little boys too.
3. Jimmy Buffet- short and fat
4.Christopher Lowell- I couldnt be with a man who had a better eye for color than me.
5.Jim Jong Il- lets face it. The hair- a no-no.
6. Donald Trump- its the hair again man.
7. Dick Cheney becasue sex with hi would cause his heart to self destruct
8. Kent Luke- enough said.
9. Justin Timberlake- he has all those diseases now from Britany.
10. Drew Carey- he is just himself.